Romantic Couple T-Shirts

"We'll always hate Paris."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Sauvignon Bonk

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"You're such a good listener."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

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