Romantic Couple T-Shirts

"We'll always hate Paris."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Venus

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"You're such a good listener."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Sauvignon Bonk

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M