Cozy Couple T-Shirts

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

'Must we do everything together?'

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

A marriage made in cat heaven.

His and Her wardrobe's

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Romance

Dancing in pyjamas

PJ Parties

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'You may now kick the bride.'

Pyjama party

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

The Big Tree

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Love me?"

"We'll always hate Paris."

Dog in the Bed.

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Satan in the fireplace

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Rainy Days