Cozy Couple T-Shirts

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

'Must we do everything together?'

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

A marriage made in cat heaven.

His and Her wardrobe's

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Romance

Dancing in pyjamas

PJ Parties

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'You may now kick the bride.'

Pyjama party

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Love me?"

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

The Big Tree

"We'll always hate Paris."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

Dog in the Bed.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

Satan in the fireplace

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'