Comfy Couple T-Shirts

"Why go out to eat tonight if we can just cook that nice steak in the corner?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Romance

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Dancing in pyjamas

'You may now kick the bride.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

Advanced footsie

His and Her wardrobe's

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Don't tell him anything."

PJ Parties

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Prison Romance.

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."