Comfy Couple Mugs

"Why go out to eat tonight if we can just cook that nice steak in the corner?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

Romance

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Dancing in pyjamas

Inappropriate Snowmen

Advanced footsie

'You may now kick the bride.'

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

His and Her wardrobe's

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."

PJ Parties

Prison Romance.

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."