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"OK, this is the year I get serious! No more messing around! It's time to hunker down! Success begins in the classroom! Here it is!"

What else is there to wish for?

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Social Networking.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Spring Break.

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

He loves me...

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Proposal on a snowboard

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Always stick to the script.

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."