Aspiring Romantic Prints

"OK, this is the year I get serious! No more messing around! It's time to hunker down! Success begins in the classroom! Here it is!"

What else is there to wish for?

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Social Networking.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

Spring Break.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

He loves me...

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Proposal on a snowboard

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

Always stick to the script.

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."