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"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

Just Married an Oil Baron

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

'He died of too much money.'

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Dealmobile.

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Elon Musk

Feedback doesn't always need to be negative.

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

Fridge Magnate

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'We're curious as to why you claimed double the amount of miles you slithered for business purposes over the last two tax years?'