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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

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'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

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"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

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"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'Seven companies in three years.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

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"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

"Money doesn't make me happy, but I've learned never to be a quitter."