Self-made Millionaire Gifts

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

I'm a self-made man!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

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"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

"The filthy rich"

'Seven companies in three years.'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

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"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

"Money doesn't make me happy, but I've learned never to be a quitter."

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'