Aspiring Millionaires Mugs

Tall column with a bag of money on top and a sign reading 'Sorry for the inconvenience.'

Ostrich.

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

A push in the right direction: 50c.

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

What is possible...

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

Corporate Ladder.

"We're still pre-rich."

"Looking for Investors."

'Anything on how to build a legacy, at the entry level?'

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

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