Wealthy Living Pillows

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Sloaney Pony.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Private Jet

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Day Dreamer.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Champagne Charlie.

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Ladies who lunch.

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'New money or old money?'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"