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"Maybe I'm too big to fail, but I'm not too big to have my feelings hurt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Blockbuster Billion Club

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

'Talk about some executives having more disposable income than they need.'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'I've lost the will to die.'

Harvard Business and Pleasure School

'I wish they'd stop increasing the amount of tax I have to evade.'

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

"Do I detect a new resentment?"

'Doris, I need help deciding which wallet to flash at my lunch meeting.'

"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

The Scented Piece Of Cloth And Hounds Pub

"He took it with him."

"There certainly are a lot of little people, aren't there?"

"Can you help me out? I'm a little bit short with my club dues."

"Together we'll pull through these terrible times."

"How's school? Have you made some cronies?"

"Will this suffering ever end?"

"You're lonely and rich and I'm friendly and poor. We're a perfect match, I reckon."

"Your butler, your father and I are concerned that with grades like these, you'll just end up being part of the 99%."