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"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

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Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

Champagne at the hunt

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

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"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!

"Will that be all, sir?"

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'