Wealthy Woes Pillows

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Wanna talk about it?

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

I think I have a gilt complex.

Champagne at the hunt

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

Energy Bills

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

Got Customers?

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'