Wealthy Yet Introspective Pillows

'I've lost the will to die.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'It's never too late to start investing, even if your Social Security number is...8?'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"Money's not the only thing in life. It's just the only thing I care about."

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

Very best ATM's.

'Denise, could you send someone in to fluff up the pile of cash I'm sitting on?'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"That one's six figures plus tax."

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

Couple sitting very far apart.

One old rich man to another: 'True, but on the other hand, happiness can't buy money.'

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

Despite my new found wealth, the grass still tastes the same.

Luxury Car Sales

Money helps you soar.

"It's my new cologne Eae de Dough."

Bill Gates ambushed by divorce lawyers.

'She's flat broke hoping to become flat rich!'

Assets of �250 million and I can't even find a paperclip.

"Unfortunately, it turns out my marriage was pegged to the dollar."

Wealthy Peacocks.

"It's not fair, dad, I'm being called names an' bullied at school 'cos we won the lottery an' we're rich."

"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."

'Hold all my calls, Ms. Abernathy... I'm going to take a dip in the company vault.'

'Take me into town, Charles, I'd like to try diner coffee.'