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"It's taken me a while, but I can finally see the value in having tons of money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Champagne at the hunt

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

Demonic Repossession

'Denise, could you send someone in to fluff up the pile of cash I'm sitting on?'

'Some like-minded, rude, vindictive, scoundrel stole my identity!'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"Money talking."

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

'Which one suits me - the John D. Rockefeller or the Andrew Carnegie?'

OK Yah!

Deadpan Delivery.

Our Beloved $68 a Share

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

"Will that be all, sir?"

Just because most of us come from investment banks doesn't make us bad...

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

"Owing to his Lordship's recent divorce, the hall is now open at half price"