Wealthy Woes Appreciator T-Shirts

"It's taken me a while, but I can finally see the value in having tons of money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Champagne at the hunt

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"My plan moving forward involves fire and Brazilian passports."

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

Mark Zuckerberg

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

Demonic Repossession

'Denise, could you send someone in to fluff up the pile of cash I'm sitting on?'

'Some like-minded, rude, vindictive, scoundrel stole my identity!'

"Money talking."

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

'Which one suits me - the John D. Rockefeller or the Andrew Carnegie?'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

OK Yah!

Deadpan Delivery.

Our Beloved $68 a Share

"Will that be all, sir?"

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

Just because most of us come from investment banks doesn't make us bad...

"You might want to take this. It's your wife."

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

Jeff Bezos

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.