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"They said give till it hurts. It started hurting right away."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Cat Burglar

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Touché"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

Voltaire

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Figure of Eight

'Wow! This style of writing went out back in the seventies!'

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

Bit on the Side

Black Death

Inn and Outt.

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."