Luxury Appreciator Mugs

"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

A Macaroni in 1772

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Silver Fox

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Mt. Tushmore

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

Faberge Chicken