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'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

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"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'...and this is the Mess.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'The cat did it.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Happy Birthday MUM!

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

'I need something to spill.'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."