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Aging.

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

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Politically Correct Senior Birthday

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

You Know You're Old When...

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Courtney Love

'I'm all about quantity.'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

The Creative Process

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.