Age Embracer Mugs

Aging.

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

No caption. (A young man walks his dog as an old man walks a pet snail.

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

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Politically Correct Senior Birthday

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

You Know You're Old When...

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

Courtney Love

'I'm all about quantity.'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'