Defeat Embracer Mugs

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"You've changed."

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

Janus 2021

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Courtney Love

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

'I'm all about quantity.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Reinventing myself.'