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Number 2

'Can our software do that?'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Anxiety of Change

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Janus 2021

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Courtney Love

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

'I'm all about quantity.'