Late Sleeper Pillows

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"You've got to be kidding. It's freaking noon!!"

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"Wouldn't ya know it! Sunday morning, and some a******s house is on fire, or he's having a heart attack. or the cops are..."

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"It's time for Eric's jump start to the day."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"He's never up before eleven."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

The breakfast of teens.

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

The Home Birth of Venus

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

"He hums in his sleep."

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."