Late Sleeper Society Pillows

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Dreams

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

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'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

"What? I slept seven months."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."