Serious Sleeper Pillows

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

Night-time halo

Bed Seasons

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

Programmer Dreams

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

Waking the Dead.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

The Home Birth of Venus

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."