Sleep Strugglers Club Pillows

"How many times have I told you not to watch the news before bed?"

"Try thinking about something else."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Time for bed, guys."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Dreams

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

Sleeping through new year celebrations

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"What? I slept seven months."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"