Deep Sleeper Club Pillows

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Dreams

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

"What? I slept seven months."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

Hibernation Clock.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"