Deep Sleeper Club Pillows

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Dreams

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

Sleeping through new year celebrations

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"What? I slept seven months."

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Hibernation Clock.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'