Musical Sleeper Pillows

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Night-time halo

A man cheers

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Programmer Dreams

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

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For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Waking the Dead.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

REALLY boring sermons

The Home Birth of Venus

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

"I bought this mattress for you so you can sleep in the office when you're working overtime...hey! I was expecting you to be a bit more grateful, mister!"

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

'They make that noise when they're content.'

'Arnold belongs to the species that hibernate in the summertime.'

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

I wore my glasses to bed so I could see what I was dreaming.

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee

Cargo Pajamas

"Can't you sleep either?"