Sound Sleeper Pillows

"Can't you sleep either?"

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

White Noise Machine

Sleeping.

Night-time halo

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

Waking the Dead.

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

The Princess and the Pea

Sleep-Eez Bedding

"He hums in his sleep."

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

Everyone's Asleep.

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"