Noise Sleeper Pillows

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

Waking the Dead.

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Honey, honey. You've got to stop walking and talking in your sleep!'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

"He hums in his sleep."

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

Solving the Snoring Problem