Noise Sleeper Mugs

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Waking the Dead.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'Honey, honey. You've got to stop walking and talking in your sleep!'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

"I thought you said Dad could sleep through anything."

"He hums in his sleep."

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Solving the Snoring Problem

You know I can't sleep when you grind your teeth like that.

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"