Territorial Sleeper Mugs

Sharing the bed - or not.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

A man cheers

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Programmer Dreams

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Waking the Dead.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

The Home Birth of Venus

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

Man asleep on train

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.