Techie Sleeper Mugs

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

Programmer Dreams

Night-time halo

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

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For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

Computing in the Cloud

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Waking the Dead.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Nanatech.

The Princess and the Pea

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

"Wow! These virtual reality goggles sure make sex seem so real."

"This is as high definition as I get."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

How My Pillow Works.

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

'Sure you can be a high-resolution laser spectropocist if tou want to be, but tell Daddy, what is a high-resolution laser spectropocist.'

Sharing the bed - or not.

I wore my glasses to bed so I could see what I was dreaming.

Cargo Pajamas

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