Techie Sleeper Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

Programmer Dreams

Night-time halo

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

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For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Computing in the Cloud

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Waking the Dead.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Nanatech.

The Princess and the Pea

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

"Wow! These virtual reality goggles sure make sex seem so real."

How My Pillow Works.

"This is as high definition as I get."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

'The internet is impacting my sleep. All my flying dreams look like Google Earth.'

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

I wore my glasses to bed so I could see what I was dreaming.

'Sure you can be a high-resolution laser spectropocist if tou want to be, but tell Daddy, what is a high-resolution laser spectropocist.'

Sharing the bed - or not.