Tech-savvy Sleeper Gifts

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"Upgrade to 'counting-sheep-premium' and go add-free!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Barcode Dreams

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

The Digital Family

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Who can we call?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'