Tech-savvy Sleeper Pillows

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"Upgrade to 'counting-sheep-premium' and go add-free!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Barcode Dreams

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

The Digital Family

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Who can we call?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'