Techie Snoozer Gifts

Computing in the Cloud

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Finger on the Z Key

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Programmer Dreams

Sleeping at the computer.

Gone to seed.

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You're closer. You get it."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

"It's Monday."