Noisy Sleeper Sympathizer Pillows

"You had me up all night. You were clicking in your sleep again."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Waking the Dead.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"He hums in his sleep."

Achooo

"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

"I couldn't sleep."

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

Sharing the bed - or not.

A bee keeper trying to sleep counts bees jumping over a fence.

Sleeping ventriloquists dummy snoring

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"