Snore Sleeper Pillows

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"Yes, you were snoring again."

Zzzzzzzzz...

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

"He hums in his sleep."

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

Everyone's Asleep.

'You snored all night, so now I have to kill you.'

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."