Snore Sleeper T-Shirts

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

"He hums in his sleep."

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

Everyone's Asleep.

'You snored all night, so now I have to kill you.'

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."