Sermon Sleeper Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort to any space with our sermon sleeper pillows. Perfect for napping, lounging, or just as a playful decor piece that celebrates their love for rest.

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REALLY boring sermons

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Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.' mockup

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

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Night-time halo

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'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?' mockup

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.' mockup

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

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"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged." mockup

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

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"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!" mockup

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

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'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?' mockup

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

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SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy. mockup

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

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"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!" mockup

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

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'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.' mockup

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

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Snooze Alarm for Mole.

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Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism. mockup

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

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Male On Sunday

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"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying." mockup

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

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'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?' mockup

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

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'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

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Churchwarden Talking to Rector

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'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.' mockup

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

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And then a voice came down from the Lord...

And then a voice came down from the Lord... mockup

And then a voice came down from the Lord...

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"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy." mockup

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

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'No more Mr. Nice Guy...'

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"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!" mockup

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

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'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol' mockup

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

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"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..." mockup

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

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'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.' mockup

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

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'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.' mockup

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

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'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.' mockup

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

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"I stopped believing in free will when I had my lawyer write mine."

"I stopped believing in free will when I had my lawyer write mine." mockup

"I stopped believing in free will when I had my lawyer write mine."

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'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?' mockup

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

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'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...' mockup

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

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"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row." mockup

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

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"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome." mockup

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

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Doug Coe

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Sermon Sleeper Pillows Collection

Sermon Sleeper Mugs

Discover more mug designs that celebrate the sermon sleeper. Perfect for gifting or personal use, these mugs bring humor and comfort to every sip.

Sermon Sleeper Prints

Browse our collection of witty prints perfect for the sermon sleeper. Brighten up any space with humorous and charming artwork.

Sermon Sleeper T-Shirts

Find more humorous t-shirts for the sermon sleeper and their fans. Ideal for casual wear or making a lighthearted statement about their love for naps.