'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'
Late Sleeper Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a night owl or a late riser? Our late sleeper collection features humorous and thoughtful items perfect for those who thrive when the world is quiet. From mugs to art prints, these gifts celebrate the joys of staying up late and the creative energy that often accompanies it. Brighten up their mornings or enhance their late nights with our unique selection, thoughtfully designed for the late sleeper in your life.
'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'
"You've got to be kidding. It's freaking noon!!"
"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."
"Wouldn't ya know it! Sunday morning, and some a******s house is on fire, or he's having a heart attack. or the cops are..."
"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"
Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In
"It's time for Eric's jump start to the day."
'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'
Bed Seasons
"He's never up before eleven."
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'
'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'
'Gravity wins - again.'
"Not me, brother - you wake him!"
'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'
"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"
'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'
A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.
Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.
"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."
"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."
'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'
"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"
The breakfast of teens.
Sleepless Night with a Mosquito
Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.
'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'
The Home Birth of Venus
'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'
"Dad, can you stop snoring?"
'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'
"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"
"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"
Late Sleeper Gifts Collection
Late Sleeper Mugs
Explore our collection of late sleeper mugs and find the perfect morning companion for the nocturnal creative in your life.
Late Sleeper Pillows
Comfort your favorite night owl with our humorous and soft pillows designed especially for late sleepers.
Late Sleeper Prints
Add a creative touch to their space with art prints that honor the late-night spirit of artists and dreamers alike.
Late Sleeper T-Shirts
Discover witty and cozy late sleeper t-shirts that celebrate those who thrive when everyone else is asleep.