Deep Sleeper Gifts

Turning off the idea light.

"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Night-time halo

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Bed Seasons

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'Honey, honey. You've got to stop walking and talking in your sleep!'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

Sleep-Eez Bedding

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.