Early Riser Skeptics Prints

'Your dad is just not a spring-person...'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

1,572 Performances.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"He's never up before eleven."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Rooster

Early Night Club

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"What's the occasion?"

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."