Early Morning T-Shirts

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

French Early Bird

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Sunrise and Sunset

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"It's time to wake up!"

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."