Waking Up Early T-Shirts

"Can you roll it back for nine more minutes?"

"Ed woke each morning at dawn to feed his pets, and each morning at dawn, Bruno and Luna frightened Ed. Yaaaaa! Wha? Who's there?!"

"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."

Night Owls v. Morning People

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

"5:30? Already?"

How to Rise with the Sun

Before the Dawn's Early Light

3:00am door-to-door salesman

For Tim, sleeping late is not an option!

"I love waking up at the crack of dawn!"

"Oh gosh! Look at the time! I'll miss my worm!"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'That was fun!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

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