Monday Morning Gifts

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Every Monday morning, Mitch pondered whether there is a light at the end of the tunnel, or just a tunnel.

"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Hopefully, all this will make sense after I have my morning coffee."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Back to work...

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

I hate monday mornings.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Alarmistclock

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Getting through the week.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

"You're late, Myers!"