Mondays Gifts

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Switch me on please..."

'I hate Monday mornings!'

He awoke,regretting having installed a wrong side of the bed.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'I hate Mondays.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate monday mornings.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Getting through the week.

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You're late, Myers!"

Sleepwalking to work.

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '