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'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

City Marathon.

Full English Breakfast.

New music conference

Cereal Tasting.

Birds with Headphones

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'..and one for the pot.'

Old songs made new

Munch Master.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

How to Rise with the Sun

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Bach Doubles

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"You asked for runny!"

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

Beethoven's 10th

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'